November 19th, 2004 (New Career Goals!)

You know what I wanna be? A fucking pro wrestler. I'd be fucking badass too. Just stealing everybodys signature move and when the get up in my face i knock they ass' out beeyotch! I'd be so fucking cool. Me and the Rock would team up and I'd double cross him before he even thought about doing it to me. Rock BOTTOM BEEYOTCH!!! Top rope negras. He'd be out for a week. None, of this hoopala running around crap. Straight muscles and balls.
You know, no one does say "When I grow up, I want to be a junkie" probably because no one ever wants to be aaron haugland. Piece of shit white trash. You know what fucking kicks ass? Hitting the damn snooze alarm 7 times. Didn't have to go at seven today so i got an extra hour. Man, that's bitching!

I was going to skip this one, but after having a talk with one of my best friends he is deciding this is actually what he wants to do. I was completely bullshitting when I wrote this one and a few of my friends I worked with went crazy over this post. They know it's all scripted, yet they believe that it's all real...I don't understand it at all :P Bitching about work...I wish I still had those weekly paychecks but glad I don't have to do the grunt work. Aaron Haugland was a friend who I held a grudge against for a long time...but we are friends once again. I was pretty fucking harsh to him and finally realized life was too short to dwell on pety things. Loving the direction my life is heading at the moment...Everything is falling into place lovely and we are only 3 months into 2011. Hell, this last 4 months have been the best of my entire life. I know so really fantastic people! Life is starting to shift though, not for better or worse, just different. I need to take some time to slowdown but am afraid that when I do, I won't be able to get back on the train...Time leads us on crazy journeys. Finally found the words to say to an Ex tonight and she is happy for me. We will see how long that lasts because she is slightly crazy too. I'll still be here tomorrow and the day after that...update tomorrow...